You guys. Shit. I dreamt that Nino died, and Aiba became a steamed tuna at his funeral, I’m serious no kidding the image is still fresh in my head. And I think I ate Aiba after that because I caught him from the sea, and Jun and Sho were married.

Ohno I seriously don’t give a bat’s shit nor a rat’s ass what you freakin’ dreamed about during your noontime siesta I just want to change our bloody seats

SHO IS ANGRY!!! HE IS CURSING! RED ALERT! Scholarship student with fancy vocabulary on the loose

You can change seats with Nino, he’s by the side as well

What has possessed you to think that Nino would change seats with me?

Actually all you really needed to do was to ask, Sakudork

OKAY PROFESSOR NOT
LOOKING! DOES ONE-WEEK MEAL PROGRAMME STILL COUNT

NINO, MAY I CHANGE SEATS WITH YOU PLEASE?

I used the past tense when I made my previous offer, Sho, which means it was already considered null and void by the time you read ‘Sakudork’.

Are you sure you want to show this to Sho, he’d probably murder you and kill me in the process because I’m in his way

Stop hiding the note with your arm like that you’re posing like a girl

You don’t deserve any charity

I remember now! Nino was the girl, Jun and Sho WERE gay, I’m sure of it because they faced a lot of challenges to change the law to get married

Did Nino die from genital herpes?

No he was poisoned by Aiba, who was a poisonous steamed tuna

Professor at 2 o’clock, take cover

For a prude you’re actually quite a nice guy, Sho

Aw, Nino. Go marry Sho then.

You know, in all your attempts to divert your gayness you just appear gayer than ever, so stop failing already and get on with your life.

*Nino, Sho, Jun, Ohno, Aiba

I got all of that from waku-waku tea parties, awesomeawesome Arashi general fic fandom. anyway. My day's been shit, seriously. I'm about to die of giving birth to vomit. Even though after eating Poh Chai to lax my stomach, it didn't work. It worked, fine, for three seconds, then my stomach starts grumbling for the wrong reasons again. meh.

I'm into redezvousing with anus' again. :D <- and somehow I just felt like entering Hyde's perverted laugh in that; "Shizuka-chan... ghehehehehehehe" & that's supposed to be Doraemon. Anyways, I got a dress yesterday for sister Syriana's wedding, I swear it looks super awesome. Now I've gotta get my tights back and a belt. And maybe a pair of skinnies as well during the holidays. I want that HIM bag! ah, okay, for the sake of it and to show that Arashi's dorkiness can make-up for their singing, here ya go; Arashi Beatbox TV

You guys. Shit. I dreamt that Nino died, and Aiba became a steamed tuna at his funeral, I’m serious no kidding the image is still fresh in my head. And I think I ate Aiba after that because I caught him from the sea, and Jun and Sho were married.

Ohno I seriously don’t give a bat’s shit nor a rat’s ass what you freakin’ dreamed about during your noontime siesta I just want to change our bloody seats

SHO IS ANGRY!!! HE IS CURSING! RED ALERT! Scholarship student with fancy vocabulary on the loose

You can change seats with Nino, he’s by the side as well

What has possessed you to think that Nino would change seats with me?

Actually all you really needed to do was to ask, Sakudork

OKAY PROFESSOR NOT
LOOKING! DOES ONE-WEEK MEAL PROGRAMME STILL COUNT

NINO, MAY I CHANGE SEATS WITH YOU PLEASE?

I used the past tense when I made my previous offer, Sho, which means it was already considered null and void by the time you read ‘Sakudork’.

Are you sure you want to show this to Sho, he’d probably murder you and kill me in the process because I’m in his way

Stop hiding the note with your arm like that you’re posing like a girl

You don’t deserve any charity

I remember now! Nino was the girl, Jun and Sho WERE gay, I’m sure of it because they faced a lot of challenges to change the law to get married

Did Nino die from genital herpes?

No he was poisoned by Aiba, who was a poisonous steamed tuna

Professor at 2 o’clock, take cover

For a prude you’re actually quite a nice guy, Sho

Aw, Nino. Go marry Sho then.

You know, in all your attempts to divert your gayness you just appear gayer than ever, so stop failing already and get on with your life.

*Nino, Sho, Jun, Ohno, Aiba

I got all of that from waku-waku tea parties, awesomeawesome Arashi general fic fandom. anyway. My day's been shit, seriously. I'm about to die of giving birth to vomit. Even though after eating Poh Chai to lax my stomach, it didn't work. It worked, fine, for three seconds, then my stomach starts grumbling for the wrong reasons again. meh.

I'm into redezvousing with anus' again. :D <- and somehow I just felt like entering Hyde's perverted laugh in that; "Shizuka-chan... ghehehehehehehe" & that's supposed to be Doraemon. Anyways, I got a dress yesterday for sister Syriana's wedding, I swear it looks super awesome. Now I've gotta get my tights back and a belt. And maybe a pair of skinnies as well during the holidays. I want that HIM bag! ah, okay, for the sake of it and to show that Arashi's dorkiness can make-up for their singing, here ya go; Arashi Beatbox TV