Me: I can't imagine Wahjing bald.
Aidil: I can! I can! Actually, I'm imagining him bald.
Me: I can imagine him bald, but he looks weird. ...Like a turtle..!
*Aidil, Hirin and Bryan start laughing*
Aidil: Exactly! Ninja Turtle!
Wahjing: Aidil, you cannot come my house, got pork, you malay what. My door knob, my flooring, my wall all pork.
Aidil: Never mind, I come your house I wear shoe.
Wahjing: Cannot, the air also pork.
*Me, Sayidah, Hirin, Bryan and Aidil laugh like hell*
Aidil: Never mind, I wear gas mask like the SCDF wear one.
Sayidah: Bring oxygen tank also!
Aidil: Yah, I bring oxygen tank also.
Wahjing: Cannot. Oxygen tank also pork.
Wahjing: If I turtle, you all all tortoise!
This is the result of having a conference with the best dumb people you'd ever find. :D
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